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2 minor tips on dog ownership.

1. Categorize this one under “Things I Never Would Willingly Touch” until I had a dog - wet canned dog food. Packing a Kong with your bare hands, I discovered today, is much easier than trying to use a table spoon and scoop everything in in tiny pieces.

2. Picking up dog shit is made almost fun when you use pink poop bags with hearts on them.

OK, so I lied. Picking up dog shit in public (or private, for that matter) is never fun. But boy won’t you look cute with your little bag!